In case you don’t know, today is teh Cat Scout Cardwood Derby. I’ve entered mah sweet ride here: http://catscouts.mousebreath.com/groups/event-the-cardwood-derby/
It’s made of recycled and upcycled parts. We bought nothing for it, just got creative with what was around. And added blood, sweat, and purrs. My pit crew is some of mah housemates. Mah brofur, Cliff, was sooper interested in mah car. Mah Mommacat, Chloe, wanted to drive! And mah sisfur, Maya, helped with a lot of teh pre-race inspection!
If you’re not aware, Cat Scouts is a community of cats who are looking to make an impact on teh world by bettering themselves and establishing friendships. It’s a good time with a bunch of swell fellas! I highly encourage yoo to check it out – if you’re mancat enough!
THREE NAMES I AM CALLED
THREE FAVORITE FOODS
Bird. Fresh from the
vending masheen bird feeder.
TCFeline chicken fuds.
Authority kibble (when I break into teh garage to get to teh bag.)
THREE DRINKS I LIKE BEST
Water from puddles
Catsip catmilk or KMR
Water from the tray underneath the potted plant where i seekritly grow my nip
THREE PLACES I HAVE BEEN
Spay Neuter Clinic
*whereever I went on my 75 day walkabout*
WHAT DO I LIKE MOST TO PLAY WITH
mice and moles
Catnip olive or kickstick
WHO IS ALWAYS NEAR YOU
WHAT DO YOU LIKE ON TV
I’m scairt of teh TV. It sounds like peeple but there’s no peeple! And it’s too loud.
WHAT IS SPECIAL TO YOU
Kindness and tolerance from humans.
The No Kill Movement
WHAT IS THE BEST THING TO DO AT NIGHT
I think about fings. Fings like teh world needs more tolerance, starting wif me- I’m intolerant of those who are intolerant.
I recite mah favorite poem, “Curiosity”, by Alastair Reid.
I slurp whilst grooming mahself. And moan and grunt. Loudly.
(Me and my poppacat, Indy)